July 3, 2014 5:14 pm




How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps




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June 30, 2014 12:42 pm



New season of Doctor Who premiering Saturday, August 23rd at 8/7c! Watch the teaser here

For those outside of the US, the teaser can be seen here

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June 28, 2014 11:47 pm 11:46 pm


Meet Elizabeth Corday.

(basically the moment we all fell in love with her)

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11:40 pm
Okay, it’s like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And The Smiths are playing “There’s A Light That Never Goes Out”. Oh, and there’s a warm lighting all over, and there are like five dudes massaging you!

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5:17 pm June 23, 2014 5:59 pm



Cosima’s dancing appreciation post 

cutest lil cutie that ever lived.

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June 20, 2014 12:37 pm
You are always here to me. And I always listen, and I can always see you.

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12:36 pm 12:31 pm